Wanna hear one of my favorite jokes?
A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirates says, “Argh, it drives me nuts.”
I’ve been working on my new book for some time now and it has become the steering wheel in my pants. Being this close to being done with it is driving me nuts.
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New Book News: Almost There!
“Writing books is the closest men ever come to childbearing.”
The above quote comes from (as best I can tell) Norman Mailer. Having been around my wife for several pregnancies, I think this is accurate.
Lately I’ve been like, “Ugh…just be over already!”
Don’t get me wrong, I still like writing and I’m really digging this story. I’m ready to be done with it, but once I make the last edit and send it to print, part of me will be sad.
On the plus side, I’ve received some encouraging feedback from early readers on the upcoming book in question. Now I find myself in the final stretch:

That’s right. Self-editing and some rewrites should take me a couple weeks. Then the next phase is sending it to my editor!
If I haven’t already mentioned my editor before, TJ Tranchell is not only my editor but the author of several works of fiction centered around Mormon dispossessions. I love his books, which is a big part of why I wanted to work with him in the first place. You can hear us talking on a few episodes of A Podcast for Creative People:
Ep.39 | TJ Tranchell – Author of TELL NO MAN (and others…) – A Podcast for Creative People
BOOK RELEASE DAY | TJ Tranchell – my editor! – A Podcast for Creative People
Old Book News: It’s Cheaper Now!

That’s right! Because I found a printer that gives me a better deal (and better quality books) I’m passing the savings along to you.
If you would so kindly visit my website’s shop you’ll find the cheapest price for an ebook copy of Switchers. You can also order a signed paperback copy of Switchers for the same price as an unsigned copy from Amazon.
And on a side note, you can get the ebook from B&N.com, if you’re a member and wanna get your points or whatever.
A Podcast for Creative People
One last thing.
Sometimes I have fun conversations centered around creativity and the creative process with other creative people. Sometimes I record those conversations.
If you haven’t tried my podcast, A Podcast for Creative People. . .try it. I talk to creatives of all kinds about the history behind their passion, their creative process, and what advice they have for other creatives.
Ep.92 | Cocoon ArtSpace – The Collaborative "Growth" Exhibit – A Podcast for Creative People
- Ep.92 | Cocoon ArtSpace – The Collaborative "Growth" Exhibit
- Ep.91 | Pablo Eskobear – Jammie Award Winning Producer (Best Instrumental Album)
- Ep.90 | Chris LaPorte – From Theme Parks to ArtPrize Glory
- Ep.89 | Hot Sauce Challenge! – w/ Ivan Labra
- Ep.88 | Working GalaxyCon Richmond with the Pop-Up BookShoppe
- Ep.87 | Carlos "Los the Artist" Sampson – painting and tattoos
- Ep.86 | Chelsea Rice aka C.R. Rice – author and founder of the Popup Book Shoppe
- Ep.85 | Sonny Ski – Artist of the Year Nominee ('25 Jammie Awards)
- Ep.84 | Tylor Paige — author of the whorror novel Slash Or Pass
- Ep.83 | Jody J. Sperling on Becoming a Household Name
Thanks for reading. Listening too, if you heard the podcast.
A lot of the people on the mailing list for this newsletter are people I met out in the world selling books. I’m glad our paths crossed.
If you liked Switchers, keep an eye out for my next book. I’ll have more details and cover reveal type things coming up in the not-too-distant future.
Later!
-CT

Christopher Tallon is the author of the dark, adventurous, time-travel novel Switchers.

