Christopher Tallon is a military veteran and former middle school English teacher. He lives with his wife and kids in West Michigan. Aside from writing, he enjoys playing guitar, watching soccer, and laughing at his own jokes.

Fun Facts

I once snuck backstage at a Parliament Funkadelic concert in Jacksonville, FL, during Super Bowl week and got to hang out with George Clinton and, randomly, John Popper (singer/harmonica for Blues Traveler).

My right leg is almost 3/4″ shorter than my left.

I’ve ran a half marathon and completed two triathlons.

I once followed a panicked Conan O’Brien for two blocks in NYC. (Sorry for freaking you out, Conan.)

My favorite number is 5. No contest.

I’ve gone 5 days without anything but water. Twice.

I use hemp milk in my coffee.

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