Christopher Tallon is a recovering middle school English teacher. He lives with his wife and kids in West Michigan. Aside from writing, he enjoys playing guitar, watching soccer, and laughing at his own jokes.
I once snuck backstage at a Parliament Funkadelic concert and got to hang out with George Clinton and John Popper (of Blues Traveler).
My right leg is almost 3/4″ shorter than my left.
I ran a half marathon and completed two triathlons. (Not back-to-back-to-back.)
I once spotted and followed Conan O’Brien for two blocks in NYC. (Sorry for freaking you out, Conan.)
My favorite number is 5. No contest.
I’ve gone 5 days without anything but water. Twice.
I use hemp milk in my coffee.
I’m bald now, but once upon a time I had a glorious white-boy fro. Now I grow my hair on the other side of my head.
You’re still reading this?!? OK.
I met my wife when we were 13, and immediately told all my friends and my parents that I was going to marry her someday.
I have 4 kids. Most of them are pretty cool, and I love all of them more than anything.